“My Boss frequently gets lost in thought. That’s because it’s unfamiliar territory.”
-Anonymous (But we are betting this is from a secretary!)

“I am my own secretary; I dictate, I compose, I copy all myself.”
-Venerable Bede

“It’s always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.”
-Anonymous

“I’m afraid I was very much the traditionalist. I went down on one knee and dictated a proposal which my secretary faxed over straight away.”
-Stephen Fry

“If you have a good selling idea, your secretary can write your ad for you.”
-Morris Hite

“The first thing the secretary types is the boss.”
-Donald Trump

“And so while the great ones depart to their dinner, the secretary stays, growing thinner and thinner, racking his brain to record and report what he thinks that they think that they ought to have thought.”
-Arthur Bryant

“Responsibility without power, the fate of the secretary through the ages.”
-Ariel Dorfman

“The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.”
-Robert Frost

“Always be nice to secretaries. They are the real gatekeepers in the world.”
-Anthony J. D’Angelo